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Cher Getting Married in Las Vegas This Fall?
(Perez Hilton) “Cher’s Goin’ To The Chapel?! Gonna Get MARRIED… IN Vegas?!” asks a headline from Perez Hilton, who rarely has the answers. According to another copy-and-paste “report” from the blogger,...
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Happy 5th Anniversary of Perez Hilton (Falsely) Declaring Fidel Castro Dead
(GettyImages/GossipCop composite) (Perez Hilton) Friday was a very special anniversary for Perez Hilton. It marked five years since he infamously — and falsely — reported that Fidel Castro was dead....
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Rihanna & Chris Brown Planning Onstage “Reunion” at VMAs?
(Perez Hilton) “Rihanna & Chris Brown ‘Planning Major Reunion’ For VMAs!” blares a headline from Perez Hilton. The blogger writes, “According to friends of both Rihanna and Chris Brown, the two are...
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CLAIM: Katie Holmes ‘Giving Suri a Sibling’
(Perez Hilton) “Katie Holmes Giving Suri a Sibling??” asks a headline from Perez Hilton, who rarely knows the answers. The clueless blogger claims the newly-divorced Holmes is “thinking about having...
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CLAIM: Liam Hemsworth “Demands” Miley Cyrus Quit Twitter
(Perez Hilton) “Liam Hemsworth DEMANDS Miley Cyrus Delete Her Twitter Account For Good!” screams the headline of a piece from Perez Hilton. According to the blogger, “Cyrus is in the doghouse, and the...
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Perez Hilton: Kristen Stewart “Secretly Hooking Up” With Justin Theroux
(PerezHilton) “Kristen Stewart Secretly Hooking Up With Jennifer Aniston’s Fiance Justin Theroux?” begins an article by Perez Hilton, who goes on to editorialize that the Snow White and the Huntsman...
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CLAIM: Joe Simpson is Gay, Prompting Divorce
(Perez Hilton) “Jessica Simpson’s Parents Are Getting Divorced Because Her Dad’s Gay?!” asks a headline from Perez Hilton, who rarely knows the answers. After Gossip Cop confirmed on Wednesday that...
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PEREZ: Jake Gyllenhaal “Holds Hands With New Girlfriend”
(Perez Hilton) Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a “new girlfriend”? According to Perez Hilton, the answer is a resounding yes. Spotlighting a photo of Gyllenhaal and an unidentified woman in New York City on...
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Justin Bieber “Proposed to Selena Gomez Twice Before She Dumped Him”?
(Perez Hilton) “Justin Bieber Proposed to Selena Gomez Twice Before She Dumped Him?!?” asks a headline from Perez Hilton, who rarely knows the answers. The blogger, who admittedly bases his report off...
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Emma Roberts Trying to Remake Pretty Woman?
(Perez Hilton) “Emma Roberts Whoring Herself Out For Pretty Woman Reboot?” asks the perpetually clueless Perez Hilton. According to the blogger, “Julia Roberts’ niece wants to make a Pretty Woman...
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CLAIM: Taylor Swift to Meet Harry Styles’ Parents at One Direction Christmas...
(PerezHilton) “Harry Styles Is Ready For Taylor Swift To Meet The Parents!” exclaims the headline of a post from Perez Hilton, who notes “they SHOULD meet her” because “she’s going to be neighbors with...
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Gavin Rossdale Caught Fondling Nanny’s Butt, Imperiling Marriage?
(Perez Hilton) “Gwen Stefani’s Marriage Over?? Gavin Rossdale Caught Touching The Nanny’s Butt!!” blares a Perez Hilton headline. The blogger goes on to exclaim, “NO! NOO!!! This can’t be true! Please...
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Demi Lovato Defends Lindsay Lohan, Calls Out Perez Hilton For Sensationalism
(GettyImages.com) Demi Lovato is coming to Lindsay Lohan’s defense in the wake of the troubled star’s most recent arrest. Lohan was taken into custody early Thursday after allegedly assaulting another...
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CLAIM: Ian McKellen Battling Cancer
(Perez Hilton) Ian McKellen “revealed sad news recently: he has prostate cancer!” blares Perez Hilton, who goes on to claim, “And the X-Men/Lord of the Rings [sic] has battled it for the better part of...
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CLAIM: Taylor Swift’s Dad Gives Harry Styles “Stern Warning”
(Perez Hilton) “Taylor Swift’s Father Is Worried That Harry Styles Is Trouble!” blares a headline from Perez Hilton, who claims the boy bander was “given a pretty stern warning” from Swift’s dad prior...
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CLAIM: Mary-Kate Olsen Engaged to Olivier Sarkozy, Wearing “Engagement Ring”
(PerezHilton) “Is mini-fashionista-child-star Mary Kate Olsen engaged to her MUCH older French investment banking beau Olivier Sarkozy?!” breathlessly asks Perez Hilton. According to the blogger, the...
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CLAIM: George Clooney “Irons His Balls”
(Perez Hilton) “George Clooney Is So Smooth He… IRONS HIS BALLS!!!” breathlessly exclaims Perez Hilton. Um, WHAT?! Well, according to the blogger, Clooney is a “ball ironer.” Perez quotes the Oscar...
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Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Refuses To Let Cameron Diaz Have Sex,’ Claims Absurd Perez...
(Perez Hilton) “Gwyneth Paltrow REFUSES To Let Cameron Diaz Have Sex!?” asks a ridiculous headline from Perez Hilton, who rarely has the answers. The blogger eloquently reports, “Word on the street has...
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BLOG: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux In “Marriage Boot Camp”
(Perez Hilton) Jennifer Aniston is “taking extreme measures” to ensure her marriage to Justin Theroux “lasts forever,” reports Perez Hilton. And how does one do that exactly? According to the blogger,...
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Jay Cutler Proposed to Kristin Cavallari By “Text Message”?
(Perez Hilton) “Kristin Cavallari Got Her Proposal By Text,” blares a headline from Perez Hilton. After waxing poetic about “romance,” the bad blogger writes that Cavallari “was asked to marry Jay...
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